Being female or male is something given by God. But if human can choose what gender it wants, so convenient isn’t it? because human can’t choose either it wants to be female or male, then God must have His own reasons why each one of us is what we are.What about the transgender then? sorry but the last time i checked, my IQ is only 99, who am i to answer that complicated question. Tonight, i want to ask myself, what would i do if i am a guy?
I would :
- I would jog starting 9 at night, because i know i would be safe as long i don’t carry valuable stuff with me. Can’t do this in Jakarta as a girl, check out the kidnapping case of Vierra band’s female vocalist.
- I would drink L-men, and work out a lot to have a hunky body
- I would learn Karate and be really good at it to kick some butts.
- I would smoke Marlboro red, simply because its cool
- I would cut my hair half bald like Ronaldo the soccer player did
- I would let my beard grow a bit to make me look masculine
- I would master music instruments like guitar, classic bass, and drums, and make myself look cool by playing it
- I would get a big tattoo of a dragon on my back
- I would join a fighting club like the movie fight club, so i could think that i am cool like Brad Pitt
- Marriage would not be in my vocabulary
- If i do get married, i would have four wives because i am allowed to
- I would travel alone to where ever for a year, with only one pair of clothes i am wearing
- I wouldn’t shave my underarm
- I would eat a lot of pineapple which is good for my sperm
- I wouldn’t hesitate if i want to do something crazy
- I would be porn movie star, just to make extra money
- I would date ‘easy’ girls
- I would screw every attractive girl i met, and never get stuck with any of them
- I would put at least five condoms in my wallet, in case i need it
- I would be so ambitious in work, i would even screw my boss’ wife.
- I would collect all types of ties; condoms from all brands, types, and tastes; porn movies from all over the world; and underwear of every girl i screwed.
So i think i know why God made me a female. Because He loves me.